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teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
me: the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned
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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

partyatbakerstreet:

benaddictedgirl:

paintedprintedpaper:

sherlock-yer:

amandaabbington:

benedict can’t do the live long and prosper sign properly

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benedict accidentally does the nerdfighter gesture

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benedict makes a illuminati sign

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benedict makes a butt instead of a heart

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his hands need their own supervisor

He’s like a small child let loose on the world.

this man imageshould notimagebe allowedimageto leaveimagehis homeimagewithout supervision image

This adorable little puppy!!!!

The plastic lamb though

(via dreaming-of-making-our-escape)

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